What Satan Really Doesn't Want You to Know

2007-10-4 15:18:00

On another list a serious religious zealot made a post called "What Satan Doesn't Want You to Know." I thought I would lighten things up a bit and make a post called "What Satan Really Doesn't Want You to Know."

I've altered Item 13 slightly for the Keys.

That he's a member of MoveOn.org.
He supports Hillary Clinton for President.
He possessed the body of Monica Lewinsky.
He taught Al Gore about Global Warming.
He loves Al Franken.
He gives revelations to 99 One Mighty and Strong ones.
He is the Imam that Mahmud Ahmadinejad is waiting for.
He hates war when it is against tyranny.
He hates Bush and Cheney and tries to get everyone else to hate them as much as he does.
He loves to give revelations about the end of the world to scare the peace of Jesus out of you.
He invents 90 percent of the conspiracy theories out there. He is the conspirator in the other 10 percent.
He loves the ultra religious as well as those who hate religion.
He reads Keys and would blast me with his diatribes if it weren't monitored.