Finding the Beast

Mon Jun 5, 2006 3:38 am 

Kevin writes:

I still can find no Beast, other than ignorance!

Here are several ways to quickly locate the Beast.

1. Don't pay any taxes for a month or so.
2. When a traffic cop stops you tell him to quit spying on you and to get a real job.
3. Attend a cult meeting and publicly declare that the leader is about as spiritual as Elmer Fudd.
4. Run an ad in the paper using every type of politically incorrect speech that you can think of.
5. Hold a press conference announcing that you have discovered a form a free energy that will make utility companies obsolete.
6. Publish a book proving anything in the DaVinci Code is true.
7. Attend a meeting of either Democrats or Republicans and either praise Bush to the Democrats or Clinton to the Republicans.
8. Publish an unflattering cartoon of Mohammed.

Do any of these things and you will not have to look far to find the Beast, which is unjust or unearned authority.

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